A Horse walks into a bar, the barman turns and looks to it and says, “Why the long face?”
One of our 30 battle of the sexes jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More battle of the sexes jokes
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- My wife asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She's still not talking to me!
- The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods. Well she's in for a shock!
- My 10 years old nephew asked me to explain women to him, so i bought him an xbox game for his playstation.
- Finally found a way to stop the wife from sucking her thumb. I drew a cock on it.
- Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because they love digging up the past.
- What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
