I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.
Electronics Jokes
I started a band called 999 Megabytes
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?
I gave all my dead batteries away today
I tried changing my password to “penis.”
I tried changing my password to “penis.”
The computer told me it wasn’t long enough.
What did Cinderella say when Snappy Snaps lost her photos?
What did Cinderella say when Snappy Snaps lost her photos?
Oh well, one day my prints will come.
What’s Forrest Gump’s computer password?
What’s Forrest Gump’s computer password?
1forrest1
The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods
The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods.
Well she’s in for a shock!
I lost my watch at a party last night. An hour later
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become a vacuum cleaner?
Just bought my wife a new fridge for her birthday
Just bought my wife a new fridge for her birthday.
You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
How does the Pope shop online?
How does the Pope shop online?
Through Papal.
Whatโs the difference between a newspaper and a TV?
Whatโs the difference between a newspaper and a TV?
You canโt wrap your fish and chips in a TV.
๏ปฟWhy was the computer cold
Because it left all it’s windows open.
Bought myself a universal remote control last night
I have a TV for sale….50 inch LED…. 25 pounds.ย
I have a TV for sale….50 inch LED…. 25 pounds.ย
The volume button doesnt work but at that price you can’t turn it down!
