I started a band called 999 Megabytes.
We’re trying to get our first gig.
One of our 16 electronics jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More electronics jokes
- I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.
- I tried changing my password to "penis." The computer told me it wasn't long enough.
- What did Cinderella say when Snappy Snaps lost her photos? Oh well, one day my prints will come.
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
- The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods. Well she's in for a shock!
- I lost my watch at a party last night. An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him…
- If you clean a vacuum cleaner, do you become a vacuum cleaner?
- Just bought my wife a new fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
