Where do surfers go for an education?
Boarding school.
Sport Jokes
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers
I went out for dinner with a female boxer
Why are frogs good at baseball?
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog’s bowl
My new dog ate all of my shuttlecocks
Met this girl in a pub. After a while she said “would
She took off her coat and ran 100 meters in 9.8 seconds.
I just got a new job at a company that makes bicycle
I just got a new job at a company that makes bicycle wheels.
I’m their spokesperson.
You think swimming with dolphins is expensive?
You think swimming with dolphins is expensive?
Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I threw a hedgehog at a dartboard once. Scored 2,356
Two owls were playing pool when one potted the white.
Two owls were playing pool when one potted the white.
Two hits said one owl.
The other shouted two hits to who?
