Royal Jokes

Did you hear about the queen who’s only 12 inches tall?

September 13, 2025 By Tom

Did you hear about the queen who was only 12 inches tall?

She was a great ruler.

December 12, 2019 By DOMINIC LIDDELL

Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: “That’s some reindeer” he says.

The Queen replies: “67 years. Yes, that is a lot.”