Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: “That’s some reindeer” he says.
The Queen replies: “67 years. Yes, that is a lot.”
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More christmas jokes
- What do you call a smelly Santa? Farter Christmas!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- Who treats Santa's helpers when they're sick? The National Elf Service.
- Did you hear about Rocket the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He runs as fast as Rudolph, but he can’t stop as fast!
- What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
- What never eats Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s stuffed!
- I've decided to release a Christmas record called "Duvet know it's Christmas".It's a cover version.
