Shopping Jokes

Checkout says 10 items or less

May 19, 2026 By Tom

Where I do my weekly shop the checkout says 10 items or less.
So I changed my name to Less.

May 16, 2026 By paul

I went to the bakery and said to the lady, “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese”
Sorry she replied, we only take cash or cards.

October 28, 2020 By Tom

A guy walks in to a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper, “I’d like to buy a wasp please.”

The shopkeeper says, “I’m sorry, we don’t sell wasps.”

The guys says, “But you’ve got one in the window!”

June 5, 2016 By Tom