Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the no bell prize.
A man walks into a bar... and other shit jokes, dad jokes & bad puns 💩💩💩
The knock knock joke is the foundational unit of bad comedy. Children love them. Dads memorise them. Adults pretend to hate them while secretly enjoying the structure. This category contains 4 of them, some submitted by readers, some written by me, and one or two that probably should have been retired by now. Read a few, groan appropriately, and consider sending your own via the menu above.
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