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Knock Knock Jokes

The knock knock joke is the foundational unit of bad comedy. Children love them. Dads memorise them. Adults pretend to hate them while secretly enjoying the structure. This category contains 4 of them, some submitted by readers, some written by me, and one or two that probably should have been retired by now. Read a few, groan appropriately, and consider sending your own via the menu above.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke

August 9, 2026 By Tom

πŸ’©Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the no bell prize.

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Knock Knock – Who’s there – I eat mop

July 6, 2026 By Tom

πŸ’©Knock Knock?

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

One of Arthur's FavouritesπŸ‘‘

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Daisy Who?

May 17, 2026 By Tom

πŸ‘¨Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Daisy.
Daisy who??
Daisy me rolling!

One of Arthur's FavouritesπŸ‘‘

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‘Knock Knock’,’Who’s there?’

May 4, 2016 By Tom

🐢‘Knock Knock’,’Who’s there?’,

‘Impatient cow’,

‘Impat..’.

‘MOO’!

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