Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Music Jokes
Why did the musician get arrested
I wrote a song about a tortilla
I started a band called 999 Megabytes
Daisy Who?
The longest drum solo ever
My friend was telling me that he’d failed his exam in Aboriginal
My neighbour banged on the wall at 3am this morning, can you
I don’t know if this is a scam or not, but I’ve
I taught my dog to play the trumpet
I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
She went from Barking to Tooting in 40 minutes.
Told my friend I have a crush on Beyonce
I had to call the printer engineer at work yesterday
I had to call the printer engineer at work yesterday.
“What’s the problem”? He asked.
“I’ve put in three reams of paper and the screen keeps flashing a warning saying ‘I just can’t get enough. I just can’t get enough’”
“Oh” He said “It sounds like it’s stuck in Depeche Mode”.
Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the
Just spotted Sinead O’Connor bird-watching
Just spotted Sinead O’Connor bird-watching.
I asked how she was getting on.
She said, “so far it’s been 7 owls and 15 jays”.
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said I didn’t know that one but I could have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wanted to learn bass when I was a child, but I
A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down on the M25
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall
Sting has been kidnapped
Newsflash: The singer, Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police do not have a lead.
