Archives for September 2014

I have a TV for sale….50 inch LED…. 25 pounds.

September 24, 2014 By Tom

I have a TV for sale….50 inch LED…. 25 pounds.

The volume button doesnt work but at that price you can’t turn it down!

September 24, 2014 By Tom

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

September 21, 2014 By Tom

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?
Jason’s Doner Van.

September 19, 2014 By Tom

What kind of music does an Agoraphobic like?

House

September 19, 2014 By Tom

I was in court today for stealing a bag and found not guilty in 3 minutes.
It was a briefcase.