I phoned NHS Direct about a problem with my ears over a week ago.
Still haven’t heard anything.
One of our 26 medical jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More medical jokes
- Breaking a news: Someone has collapsed on the London Eye. Paramedics say the are coming round slowly.
- What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.A shoe.
- What's red and stupid A blood clot
- I've got diarrhoea, so has my wife - and both of our kids do too! Runs in the family.
- Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me the other day. Luckily I escaped with minor super fish oil injuries.
- I had my leg X-rayed today. The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ζ¨ηι«ιͺ¨ζ―2.54εη±³ι«
- Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
- Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
