When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
One of our 42 food jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More food jokes
- I went out for dinner with a female boxer. She went for the ribs.
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears around.
- What do you call a cold puppy? A chilli dog.
- What do you call someone who raises hens? A chicken tender.
- I went to the bakery and said to the lady, "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese" Sorry she replied, we only take cash or cards.
- Mr Cucumber found the transition to pickled life to be quite jarring.
- Poor meatballs live in the spaghetto
- My friends started seeing someone called Rosemary. I don’t know what he season her.
