What do you call a bunch of ravers in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
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- Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
- Just spotted Sinead O'Connor bird-watching. I asked how she was getting on. She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".
- At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I didn’t know that one but I could have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.
- I wanted to learn bass when I was a child, but I kept getting into treble.
- A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down on the M25 motorway. Police say they are expecting some lengthy jams.
- My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.
- Newsflash: The singer, Sting has been kidnapped. The Police do not have a lead.
