A new restaurant has opened up on the moon this week.
Apparently the food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
One of our 42 food jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More food jokes
- Did you hear about the man who robbed a German bakery? He was charged with handling stollen goods.
- I went out for dinner with a female boxer. She went for the ribs.
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears around.
- What do you call a cold puppy? A chilli dog.
- What do you call someone who raises hens? A chicken tender.
- I went to the bakery and said to the lady, "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese" Sorry she replied, we only take cash or cards.
- Mr Cucumber found the transition to pickled life to be quite jarring.
- Poor meatballs live in the spaghetto
