How does Santa know where all the naughty children live?
He uses mince spies!
One of our 25 christmas jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More christmas jokes
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- Who treats Santa's helpers when they're sick? The National Elf Service.
- Did you hear about Rocket the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He runs as fast as Rudolph, but he can’t stop as fast!
- What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
- What never eats Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s stuffed!
- I've decided to release a Christmas record called "Duvet know it's Christmas".It's a cover version.
- Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?Because they were two deer!
