A guy at work has been trying to annoy me with bird puns.
Well toucan play that game!
One of our 86 animal jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
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- How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
- What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits.
- Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to…
- 'Knock Knock','Who's there?', 'Impatient cow', 'Impat..'. 'MOO'!
- Why does Tigger have no friends? Because he plays with Pooh.
- My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop..I've just taken the lead.
- My dog only responds to commands in Spanish.He's Espanyol.
- People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. Last year they consumed 72,436,326 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
