I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
One of our 98 one-liner jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More one-liner jokes
- Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
- What do you call a cold puppy? A chilli dog.
- Why are libraries so tall? Because they have many stories.
- I told my New Year resolution to the treadmill. It ran with it.
- Did you hear about the octopus that held up a bank? It was an armed robbery.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Did you hear about the queen who was only 12 inches tall? She was a great ruler.
- I can't stand Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
