Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
One of our 26 medical jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More medical jokes
- A Priest an Imaam and a Rabbit go to the blood donor centre. The Rabbit says βI think I might be a Type Oβ
- What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip off!
- Breaking a news: Someone has collapsed on the London Eye. Paramedics say the are coming round slowly.
- What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.A shoe.
- What's red and stupid A blood clot
- I've got diarrhoea, so has my wife - and both of our kids do too! Runs in the family.
- Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me the other day. Luckily I escaped with minor super fish oil injuries.
- I had my leg X-rayed today. The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ζ¨ηι«ιͺ¨ζ―2.54εη±³ι«
