My friend is a vet in Mayfair with very strong political views.
He always says the same thing: “Too many fat cats in the City”.
One of our 86 animal jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
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- Why does Tigger have no friends? Because he plays with Pooh.
- My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop..I've just taken the lead.
- My dog only responds to commands in Spanish.He's Espanyol.
- People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. Last year they consumed 72,436,326 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
