What did the tree surgeon’s little boy wear to go swimming?
Cut-down trunks.
One of our 7 fashion jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More fashion jokes
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- I went to buy some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any.
- Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
