A man is standing in a park, knocking his forehead into the trunk of a tree, repeatedly.
A policeman comes up to him and asks: “What the hell are you doing that for?”
The man says: “To keep the lions away!”
The policeman says: “Are you crazy? There aren’t any lions in these parts!”
The man says: “You’re welcome!”
One of our 86 animal jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
