Walked into an antique shop yesterday and said “so what’s new?”
One of our 98 one-liner jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More one-liner jokes
- I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, "Na."
- I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
- I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
- I was driving in Germany and thought I found a deadly snake on my windscreen. Turns out it was just a vindscreen viper.
- Did you hear the one about the guy who ate a frog? They think he's going to croak.
- I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
- I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We're trying to get our first gig.
- I heard a joke about amnesia, but I can't remember how it goes.
