I met my wife on the net.
We were both rubbish Trapeze Artists.
One of our 30 battle of the sexes jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More battle of the sexes jokes
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
- Wife asked me to change a plug but I re-fused
- What do you call a woman with a tile on her head ? "Ruth"
- I woke up this morning at 8am, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing. I panicked.…
- Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fayre last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
- What happens when you're playing beach football and the tide comes in? You bring a sub on.
- A Horse walks into a bar, the barman turns and looks to it and says, "Why the long face?"
- What do you call a woman who can't draw? Trace
