How does NASA organise a party?
They planet.
One of our 30 battle of the sexes jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More battle of the sexes jokes
- Finally found a way to stop the wife from sucking her thumb. I drew a cock on it.
- Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because they love digging up the past.
- What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
- A bicycle can't stand alone. It is two tired.
- Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
- Took the ex wife out last night. One punch.
- I went to the park yesterday with a boomerang but I couldn't remember how to throw it. But then it came back to me.
