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You are here: Home / Battle of the Sexes / I went to the park yesterday with a boomerang but I couldn’t

I went to the park yesterday with a boomerang but I couldn’t

July 5, 2014 By Tom

πŸ’‘I went to the park yesterday with a boomerang but I couldn’t remember how to throw it.
But then it came back to me.

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