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Archives for March 2017

The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods

March 31, 2017 By Tom

πŸ’‘The wife was doubting my ability to repair household electrical goods.

Well she’s in for a shock!

More jokes like this: Battle of the Sexes, Electronics

I went to the prison library the other day.Β 

March 22, 2017 By Tom

✏️I went to the prison library the other day. 

I found lots of prose and cons. ο»Ώ

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My 10 years old nephew asked me to explain women to him

March 20, 2017 By Tom

πŸ’‘My 10 years old nephew asked me to explain women to him, so i bought him an xbox game for his playstation.

More jokes like this: Battle of the Sexes

I saw Micheal J Fox in the flower wholesalers this morning.Β 

March 15, 2017 By Tom

🌳I saw Micheal J Fox in the flower wholesalers this morning. 

Well I think it was him, I couldn’t be sure as he had his back to the fuschias. 😊

#tsj #shitjokes 

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