I went to the prison library the other day.
I found lots of prose and cons.
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- Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me the other day. Luckily I escaped with minor super fish oil injuries.
- My wife asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She's still not talking to me!
- I sat next to an insurance woman during a Robbie Williams concert and through it all she offered me protection!
- What's the opposite of rose tinted glasses. Skeptikals.
- What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mister Bus.
- Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
- I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting.
