What’s the opposite of rose tinted glasses.
Skeptikals.
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More one-liner jokes
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- Why are libraries so tall? Because they have many stories.
- I told my New Year resolution to the treadmill. It ran with it.
- Did you hear about the octopus that held up a bank? It was an armed robbery.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Did you hear about the queen who was only 12 inches tall? She was a great ruler.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- I can't stand Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
