Santa was never laughing, he was just calling out for your Mother.
One of our 25 christmas jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More christmas jokes
- It's Christmas evening and 3 men arrive at the Pearly Gates. They haven't been particularly good but not downright horrible either, so St Peter says, I am in a good…
- What do you call a smelly Santa? Farter Christmas!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- Who treats Santa's helpers when they're sick? The National Elf Service.
- Did you hear about Rocket the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He runs as fast as Rudolph, but he can’t stop as fast!
- What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
- What never eats Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s stuffed!
