It’s Christmas evening and 3 men arrive at the Pearly Gates. They haven’t been particularly good but not downright horrible either, so St Peter says, I am in a good mood and it’s that time of the year, so if you have anything Christmassy in your pockets I will be let you straight in.
The first man goes through his pockets, finds a lighter and holds up the little flame and says “That’s like a candle”! So St Peter let’s him through.
The second man rummages about and then dangles his keys and says “These sound a little like sleigh bells”? So St Peter waves him through.
The third man is going through all his pockets and in the end pulls out a tiny lacy pair of knickers. St Peter says “what are these?” and he says “These are Carol’s”.
One of our 25 christmas jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
