How can you make your Christmas presents rhyme?
Cover then in rapping paper!
One of our 25 christmas jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More christmas jokes
- What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
- What never eats Christmas dinner? The turkey, it’s stuffed!
- I've decided to release a Christmas record called "Duvet know it's Christmas".It's a cover version.
- Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?Because they were two deer!
- Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: "That's some reindeer" he says. The Queen replies: "67 years. Yes, that is a lot."
- What do Snowmen sing at their Christmas parties? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
- Santa was never laughing, he was just calling out for your Mother.
