Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants.
Now they are tenants
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- My friend is a vet in Mayfair with very strong political views. He always says the same thing: "Too many fat cats in the City".
- Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To hide their butt-quacks.
- Before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home.
- I asked AI to draw me a picture of a dog. It drew a horse with 14 legs and called it "doggo".
- My dog is named Tax. I open the door and in come Tax.
- What do you call a cold puppy? A chilli dog.
- Why are frogs good at baseball? They know how to catch fly balls.
