Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
One of our 11 science jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More science jokes
- Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
- Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.
- I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, "Na."
- Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No son.
- Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
- I bought two gold bars the other day.I've always dreamed of an Au pair.
- Loving this new book I'm reading about Anti Gravity. It's impossible to put down.
