I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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- Did you hear the one about the guy who ate a frog? They think he's going to croak.
- I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We're trying to get our first gig.
- Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No son.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
- Knock Knock Who's There? Daisy. Daisy who?? Daisy me rolling!
- What sort of dad tells jokes even though he doesn't have kids? A faux pas.
- I don't trust elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
