Why did Santa’s helpers see a doctor?
Because they had low Elf esteem.
One of our 25 christmas jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
More christmas jokes
- How can you make your Christmas presents rhyme? Cover then in rapping paper!
- What happens if Santa gets stuck in a chimney? He gets Claustrophobic!
- What do Santa’s helpers learn in their first year at school? The Elfabet!
- How does Santa know where all the naughty children live? He uses mince spies!
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
- How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down.
- How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born They had a weigh in the manger.
- Who gives presents and bites people? Santa Jaws
