Why can’t T Rex clap?
Because he’s dead!
One of our 31 dad jokes. All advertising and shop profits go to Macmillan Cancer Support.
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- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- I’m tired of hearing llama jokes, so Alpaca my bags and leave!
- What's the best way to kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
- I was driving in Germany and thought I found a deadly snake on my windscreen. Turns out it was just a vindscreen viper.
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