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I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

August 14, 2013 By Tom

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop anytime.

What happened when santa’s cat swallowed a ball of wool?

August 14, 2013 By Tom

What happened when santa’s cat swallowed a ball of wool?…..
She had mittens.

What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?

August 14, 2013 By Tom

What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman that won’t do what she’s told!

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string

August 14, 2013 By Tom

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas Period only.

Took the missus to a club last weekend. There was a guy

August 14, 2013 By Tom

Took the missus to a club last weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break-dancing, moon-walking, back-flips – the works.
The wife said “that guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down”.

I said “looks like he’s still celebrating”!

Walked into an antique shop yesterday and said “so what’s new?”

August 14, 2013 By Tom

Walked into an antique shop yesterday and said “so what’s new?”